Division by Zero

Take a number
Divide it by zero

It’s ok, don’t worry.
Not even God can figure that one out.

Might God be concerned about it?
Was it on purpose?
Was it, perhaps, an inside joke?
Does God’s dimensional realm
define division by zero?

“Whatever you say. In any case,
if God exists, who created him?”
My dear, that’s God’s concern.

Please God.
Give me the strength
to start preparing
my strawberry cupcakes.
I’m procrastinating by writing this.
I know you are busy
searching for your own creator.

“My man, this is simple.
I can’t assure you she will
love your cupcakes.
But I know she will say
[…] y sí, boludo […]
and the disappointment will save you
for the rest of your life.”

Thank you, God, for giving me peace.
And no, I don’t think your God has
figured out division by zero either.
And I bet printers also work badly there.